Monday, June 30, 2008

Sealion Part 2

Decided to pay a visit to the pond since we had a productive time previously.. They've changed the water for the pond because about 1 week already and it was drizzling when i was on my way there at about 8pm from sifu's place.
Reached and proceeded to get ready with our gears and check in at 8.20pm.. lots of people checking out empty handed.. i counted about 4 anglers coming out empty handed.. looks like fish is not biting.. i told my sifu.. "how.. fish not biting" he said "Since we're here.. check in only la"

Okie lor.. checked in and used my newly bought lemax President Royal 6 feet 8-17lbs test rod for the opening ceremony..

Rod : Lemax President Royal 6 feet
Reel : Ryobi Excia 4000
Line : Power Pro 30lbs
Leader : 50lbs Berkley Varnish flurocarbon leader
Hook : Kantuki Chinu size 1
Weight : size 2 1/2 sliding sinker.

After a few cast.. still no bites.. look around the pond and observed not much action around the pond. Then a guy beside me landed a Mangrove Jack on the float setup.. i looked at his catch and wonder to myself.. why no fish bite my line one? Just as i finish having the thought i reeled in my line little but little and it got stuck to something, lift up my rod and my rod bend into a "U" shape and line stripping out from my reel and reel screaming.. a hook up.. the fight fought very hard and after that the next trouble is we didn't bring a landing net.. so its kinda hard to land without a landing net.. then my sifu bend down and pull up the fish for me.. ahhh.. sigh of relief.. hehe..

A nice Mangrove Jack size 1.3kg .. didn't took the pic of the fish at that time cause hands is dirty from the baits and saltwater..

Then coming into the 2nd hour.. a few fishes landed here and there and i saw people using dead baits (kembong, selar, dead prawns) and scoring. Then i changed to a dead prawn and cast as far as i can possibly reach to the sangkar (fish net) and it landed below the fish net hehehe.. smiling as the cast is very good and waited.. as i waited and waited.. no bites and its already 1 1/2 hours through the fishing time d.. then as i was talking to my sifu i said "how come no fish bite my bait one.. "hhehe.. true enough as i pull in the line to check, the fish also pulled hehehe.. after some fight.. landed a 1.5kg Golden Snapper..

Overall i would say this is a very Good opening ceremony trip for my new 6ft Lemax President Rod.


The ever so strong Ang Cho (Golden Snapper)



Total Catches for 3 hours


Golden Snapper 1.5kg and 1.6 kg and Mangrove Jack 1.3 kg.

Friday, June 27, 2008

Jamaican Interview

A Jamaican man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test. Here is your first question, the foreman said, "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." "Without numbers?" The Jamaican says, "Dat is easy." And proceeds to draw three trees.

"What's this?" the boss asks

"Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine," says the Jamaican.

"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99."

The Jamaican stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go."


The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"

"Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99.

" The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this Jamaican, so he says, "All right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100."

The Jamaican stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere you go. One hundred."

The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!" The Jamaican leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and says, "A little dog come along and crap by each tree. So now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, which makes one hundred." "So, when I start?"

Monday, June 23, 2008

Fishing in Sealion on 21/06/2008

On my way to sealion at about 2.50 pm from my sifu's place in klang.. it rained super heavily.. so heavy that i hardly can see the road.. but lights were on and container lorries paving the way through the puddles of water on the road. Arrived at sealion at about 3pm. Bought baits, checked in and it was drizzling still.. went to the booth that don't have people and "park" there. Lines cast everywhere but no bites registered.

About 1 hour later.. also no bites as i've shifted places about 3 - 4 times.. tried all kinds of method.. casting, bottom and mid water.. but still no bites.. but there is a particular corner which is registering bites non stop.. but there are about 10 anglers there.. typical pasar malam situation when bites and fish landed.

Didn't produce any results as well until my sifu saw his friend.. he took my sifu's rod and he tested and tried a few places.. finally the pasar malam crowd subsided and there is a lil room to fish there.. learned a few methods by observing but i still didn't get any bites.. he got a 1st fish after about 15 minutes locating the fishes.. the next fish up in 10 minutes.. i was thinking.. damn this guy is damn good.. (heard from the people there that the boss actually pay him RM 50 so he would not fish) he's damn good.. total he fished for us for about 2 hours.. 8 hook ups.. 5 landed and 3 escaped (due to jealous ppl.. line sangkut... let go line la.. still wanna fight and though it was him that kena fish.. typical kiasu ma chan's there) 1 hook straightened and the other leader snapped..

For me still no bited yet after he registered his 3rd fish.. then his friend took my rod and tested for me.. took some dead prawns and in 15 minutes.. he registered a nibble.. after that.. he striked hard and it put my lemax black panther 6 feet rod and reel to the ultimate test.. the rod bend like a "U" shape and reel drag locked as he reel the fish in.. landed a Mangrove Jack about 1.5 kg..

This ordeal repeated for 2 more times and it was time for them to go off.. passed the rod back to me and my sifu.. time shows that fishing is already at about 3 1/2 hours and left us with 30 minutes to try and learn his method.. During this time.. i didn't realised that my drag was locked.. i registered a bite and i waited for about 3 seconds and i gave a hard jerk.. hook up but not landed.. fish lost due to hook up too early and fish lost while struggling to get free.. tried again after 10 minutes and a bite is detected and allow the fish some time to enjoy the fresh prawn on the end of the hook and saw my line moving.. a sign of fish swollowed and strike.. hook up and landed a 2kg ang cho.. all in all its a fun learning time.. the best part is .. fishes landed is with our rod, reel, line, leader, hooks, sinker and prawns.. all ours.. just the skill from them.. so proven that rod and reel is fine only our skill is not up to par..

so back to the drawing board.. have to learn to cast to the designated spot with light baits on the end of the line.. learn timing to retrieve the line.. when bites registered.. dun "kan cheong" and wait.. the longer you wait.. the higher the chances of hook up cause the fill will swollow the hook by then..

strong leader and a good rod about 7 feet with long but for fighting power and fish handling is required.. the power comes from the forearm when handling the fish.. not the wrist.. i've learn alot during this outing and it was wet (raining) fun (scooping the fish with net) and experience.. never before i brought fish as we were walking out to the counter everybody that was fishing there jaw dropped as i was holding 9 fish at the end of the lines...

What a fun experience..
Golden Snapper Top view


Fishes

A pompano

Total catch for 4 hours

A Mangrove Jack getting ready to bee cooked.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Random pics of Food!!

Haven't been posting lately due to heavy workload in the office.

Here is some pics randomly from my camera phone.

*Warning.. please do not look at the pics with an empty stomach. Failure to do so may result in Keyboard faulty due to overloading saliva dripping from the hungry readers!!

This is a chicken chop from a old kopitiam in port klang..very nice and tasty

They also serve toast with kaya and butter for you to put it yourself. Some people likes lots of butter with less kaya or vice versa.. i like it equal

Butter Crabs for dinner in Venicia.. 3 huge meat crabs.. very fresh and tasty.. yum yum..

4 season.. or is it 5 seasons.. got 5 types of dishes in Venicia.. a restaurant in selayang.. the food is simply fabulous.. This event is conjuntion with Dan aka BUBU's birthday on 14/06/2008

Another view of the 4/5 season dish.
I didn't take much photo's cause its really time wasting cause we have 16 hungry faces looking and you salivating and waiting for you to finish.. so i just managed to take only this food.. the rest that we had was a surprise cause we only told the chef the budget and total of pax and he prepared the food for us.

This is located at the restaurant in SS3.. Restaurant name Siong Hee

"Kung Po Kai Ting" (chicken cooked with dried chili)


"Curry Mountain Pork" (Kali San Chu Yuk)
I think this dish kena con already cause it doesn't take like wildboar.. it taste like ordinary pork..

That's all the updates i have for now..

Acronym

PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

ISDN: It Still Does Nothing

APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

SCSI: System Can't See It

DOS: Defective Operating System

BASIC: Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

IBM: I Blame Microsoft

DEC: Do Expect Cuts

CD-ROM: Consumer Device - Rendered Obsolete in Months

OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too.

WWW: World Wide Wait

MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

PENTIUM: Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics

AMIGA: A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction

LISP: Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parentheses

MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

RISC: Reduced Into Silly Code

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Divorce??

An elderly man in Miami calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough."
"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up.

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone, "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She calls her father immediately and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME!?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "They're coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares."

Friday, June 13, 2008

The hunter

Johnny went hunting one day in Ontario and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn't like smart kids.
The game warden ordered Johnny to show his hunting license, and Johnny pulled out a valid Ontario hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, "This duck ain't from Ontario. This is a Quebec duck. You got a Quebec huntin' license, boy?"

Then Johnny reached into his wallet and produced a Quebec hunting license.

The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said "This ain't Quebec duck. This duck's from Manitoba. You got a Manitoba license?"

Johnny reached into his wallet and produced a Manitoba hunting license.

The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said, "This ain't Manitoba duck. This duck is from Nova Scotia. You got a Nova Scotia huntin' license?"

Again the kid reached into his wallet and brought out a Nova Scotia hunting license. The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at Johnny "Just where the hell are you from?"

Johnny smiled turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said,

"You tell me, you're the expert..."

Smart Boy named Timmy

There was a little boy named Timmy who used to hang out at the local corner market. The owner didn't know what Timmy's problem was, but the boys would constantly tease him. They would always comment that he was two bricks shy of a load, or two pickles short of a barrel. To prove it, sometimes they would offer Timmy his choice between a nickel (5 cents) and a dime (10 cents) and Timmy would always take the nickel ... they said, because it was bigger.

One day after Little Timmy grabbed the nickel, the store owner took him aside and said "Timmy, those boys are making fun of you. They think you don't know the dime is worth more than the nickel. Are you grabbing the nickel because it's bigger, or what?"

Slowly, Little Timmy turned toward the store owner and a big grin appeared on his face and he said, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and so far I have saved $20!"

Hardest Language!!

English has to be one of the hardest languages to understand. Read the paragraph below and try to understand the meaning.
Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified. One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical structure; Subsequently the second member of the team performed a self rotational translation oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member.

In plain English what does this translate to?

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after!

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Drunk!!

A man went into a bar and ordered several shots of vodka. By the time the bar was closing, he was wasted.
He got up to leave and fell flat on his face. "Well, I don't want the bartender to think I'm drunk, so I'll pretend I tripped and I'll try it again." So he gets up and falls on his face.

"Well, the door's not too far away; I'll just crawl." When he gets outside he thinks, "Well, I only live 4 blocks away; I can make it that far." So he stands up and falls on his face.

He decides he'll try it one block at a time, and at every block he falls flat on his face. Finally he makes it home, stands up and falls on the bed. In the morning his wife wakes him up.

"You were drunk again last night, weren't you?"

"How did you know?"

"The bartender called. He said you left your wheelchair at the bar."

3 man's speech

Three top pro speakers from different countries were invited to give a talk to a
Deaf Society.

An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the Deaf Society. All are keen to make an impression on their audience.

The Englishman goes first and to the surprise of his colleagues starts by rubbing first his chest and then his groin. When he finishes the Scotsman and Irishman ask him what he was doing.

Well" he explained" By rubbing my chest I indicated breasts and thus Ladies and by rubbing my groin I indicated balls and thus Gentlemen. So my speech started Ladies and Gentlemen".

On his way up to the podium the Scotsman thought to himself I'll go one better than that English angel and started his speech by making an antler symbol with his fingers above his head before also rubbing his chest and his groin.

When he finished his colleagues asked what he was doing. "Well" he explained" By imitating antlers and then rubbing my chest and groin I was starting my speech by saying Dear Ladies and Gentlemen".

On his way up to the podium the Irishman thought to himself I'll go one further than those mainland angels and started his speech by making an antler symbol above his head, rubbing his chest, and then his groin, and then masturbating furiously.

When he finished his colleagues asked him what he was doing. "Well" he explained," by imitating antlers, rubbing my chest and then my groin and then masturbating I was starting my speech by saying -
Deer Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure......."

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Cork or fate?

One day in the locker room, Bob sees a fat man with a cork in his ass. Curious, he asks the man how it got there.

"Well," says the man, "I was walking along the beach when I tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke and this great big guy in a turban came oozing out, saying, 'I am a genie. I can grant you one wish.' And I said, 'No shit!'"

One Briliant Kid!

A Duke was hunting in the forest with his men-at-arms and servants when he came across a tree. Upon it, archery targets were painted and smack in the middle of each was an arrow.

"Who is this incredibly fine archer?" cried the duke. "I must find him!"

After continuing through the forest for a few miles he came across a small boy carrying a bow and arrow. Eventually the boy admitted that it was he who shot the arrows plumb in the center of all the targets.

"You didn't just walk up to the targets and hammer the arrows into the
middle, did you?" asked the duke worriedly.

"No my lord. I shot them from a hundred paces. I swear it by all that I hold holy."

"That is truly astonishing," said the duke. "I hereby admit you into my service." The boy thanked him profusely.

"But I must ask one favor in return," the duke continued.
"You must tell me how you came to be such an outstanding shot."

"Well," said the boy, "first I fire the arrow at the tree...
...and then I paint the target around it."

That is what i call think outside the box

Saturday, June 7, 2008

Bubba Gump Shrimps!

It was my SILO's birthday yesterday.. i'll let you figure out what is Silo..there is silo, milo and filo hahaha.. decided to barge in for dinner with my gf in Bubba Gump's restaurant in the curve.. nice place.. cozy and cooling (if you get the table inside the shop lot) if not outside its a lil warm.

This place is a lil different from other rest like chili's, monte's and other places la.. they have nice decoration all around.. nice seating places.. tall chairs for people who likes to hang out in the bar..

On the table where we were sitting is given a bucket.. in the bucket there is wet tissues, a roll of kitchen tissue, lingam's sauce, heinz tomato sauce and heinz vinegar.. its attached to a chain and at the end of the chain would be a ping pong bat with the menu of the drinks, cocktails and desserts.

i'll let the pics do the talking now..

Bubba Gump Shrimps Logo

Outside the restaurant they have this souvenier shop to sell the products like T-shirts, caps, glasses, key chains, pingpong bats and more.

My Bro Taking pic while waiting for food

Pingpong bat with the menu on desserts and drinks

Some Trivia before for you to crack your head so that it'll enlight the thought of the hungry feeling you had

There is this plate on every table for people to call the waiter/waitress.. this is what i call waiter traffic lights..
If you don't need the waiter just put the plate to Run Forest Run so they'll be around moving and looking for things to do

When you change to the red "stop forest stop", its a sign for the waiters to stop by your table and take your order or anything you need .. very creative..

After ordering the waiters came over and gave us 3 trivia questions.. if we get all 3 trivia answers correctly .. he'll refill our drink for free.. The questions is all related to the show "Forest Gump"

We didn't have to wait very long for our food and i'll let the pics do the talking instead!!

Pasta with the huge bread

Accidental Fish and Prawns

Barramundi served with mashed potato and some prawns

4types of shrimps

4 types of shrimps(top view)

Tall Comfy chairs by the bar

My cute lil nephew... Simeon

Mabel outside the Restaurant

June's Birthday

Overall.. in interesting place to discover and dine.. try it..

Friday, June 6, 2008

Husband & Wife Jokes

Husband & Wife - Love Your Enemy
From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said,
"One month after I die I want you to marry Samy."
"Samy! But he is your enemy !"
"Yes, I know that ! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now."

Husband & Wife - Wedding Ring
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? "
The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."

Husband & Wife - Why?
" Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife I'd be home that night, and when I got into my room I found my wife in another man's arms.
" Why, Dad ? Tell me why!"
Dad kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, "Maybe, Son, she didn't get the fax."

Husband & Wife - Same Service
A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, "When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after ten years it's all different, I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking."
"Why complain?" said the counselor. "You're still getting the same service!"

Husband & Wife - Love To Do
A wife, one evening, drew her husband's attention to the couple next door and said, "Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don't you do that?"
"I would love to." Replied the husband. "But I don't know her well enough."

Husband & Wife - No Answer Back
A man was telling his friends, "When my wife is infuriated, she starts shouting at me, my children and even at our dogs and nobody dares answer her."
One of his friends asked." And when you are angry, what do you do?"
The man replied, "I also shout angrily at the windows and doors of the house and none of them dares to answer back.

Husband & Wife - Come Home Late
A woman was complaining to the neighbor that her husband always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him.
"Take my advice," said the neighbor, "and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three o'clock in the morning, and from my bed I called out:
"Is that you, Jim?" And that cured him.
"Cured him !" asked the woman, "but how?"
The neighbor said, "You see, his name is Bill."

Husband & Wife - Problem Father
"You looked troubled," I told my friend, "what's your problem?"
He replied, "I'm going to be a father."
"But that's wonderful," I said.
"What's wonderful? My wife doesn't know about it yet.

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Petrol Kiosk Jam

Yesterday 04/06/08 was a nightmare for everyone. The super heavy downpour plus the price hike news and not forgetting the after office hours cause massive jam in all major roads.

I left office at about 6.30 cause it was raining heavily and left when it was still drizzling, saw line and lines of cars jammed near my house but i thought its because of the new traffic lights they build ealier this year. After getting close to the bottle neck of the jam here's what i saw.



it looks as if the petrol kiosk is giving free fuel where everyone is lining up to get their share.. but no.. its because its announced that the fuel price will hike up RM 0.78 cents per litre. its extra about RM39 bucks for a full tank car for 50 litres fuel tank capacity car.

Went over to the western food in ss3 near the Shell station and just took a random photo of the traffic situation.. still chaotic man..



well this is just the beginning.. with the rise of fuel price.. there will be rise in every single thing in our everyday life except for one thing.. our SALARY!!

How i wish that the company will also increase my salary RM 0.50 per every ringgit im earning.. that would be great.

Experienced

A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle (Cuddles) along for company.

One day the poodle starts chasing Butterflies and before long Cuddles discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.

The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here"?

Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!" says the leopard, "That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!"

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.

The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!

Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle says.

"Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!



Moral of this story...

Don't mess with old farts...age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill! Bullsh!t and brilliance only come with age and experience.

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Petrol Price Hike!!

Well news spreading everywhere saying that fuel prices will be increased after midnight tonight some people said its set to increase in August. I won't know if this is another marketing gimmick or not but i received news that it will increase RM0.78 per litre..

So whether to believe this news or not its entirely up to you.. if a full tank of 50 litres you pay RM 96 and with the new price (if there is) you'll have to pay RM135. damn man.. so expensive.. gotta start looking for bicycle already

So there goes a saying.. Better safe then sorry lor.

Did you know?

Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day.

Every day 200 million couples make love, 400,000 babies are born, and 140,000 people die. Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death.

In most watch advertisements the time displayed on the watch is 10:10 because then the arms frame the brand of the watch (and make it look like it is smiling).

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.

The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep a night.

The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.

The color blue has a calming effect. It causes the brain to release calming hormones.

Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die.

It takes about 20 seconds for a red blood cell to circle the whole body.

The only part of the body that has no blood supply is the cornea in the eye. It takes in oxygen directly from the air.

Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries. Colgate translates into the command "go hang yourself."

Do you know the names of the three wise monkeys? They are:Mizaru(See no evil), Mikazaru(Hear no evil), and Iwazaru(Speak no evil).

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural cause.

The human heart creates enough pressure while pumping to squirt blood 30 feet!! (That's why I love KILL BILL)

The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal. It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.

Sale!! Handphone and Accessories

Sharing info from a forwarded email that I received :

There will be a handphone fair (1st in Malaysia ) where all major brands like
LG, Nokia, Sony Ericsson, I-Mobile, Motorola, Samsung and many more will be
having discount up to 70%. Plus lots of freebies to giveaway (beverages,
handphone accessories, Bluetooth, memory cards, etc) and handphone auction.
Details as follows:

Date: 5th to 8th June 08
Time: 10am to 10pm
Venue: The Walk, PGRM, Jalan Cheras

This will be the only time where you can purchase your favourite handphone
below costs. Don’t miss it.

Do circulate this to all your friends, families and colleagues.

Perhaps you can call the numbers listed below ( displayed in the advertisment
that was attached in the email i recvd ) to authenticate :

019 216 8886 or 03 - 9200 1888

Here's a link to the map of where PGRM is.

Jokes : Beaten in a bus

I can't stand laughing at this simple joke i'm gonna share..

- - - - - - - - - -

I was on my way to kl in a crowded bus

and my foto fell from wallet

So I asked lady in front...

Madam,please lift sari

I want to take foto

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Untiring Love!!

This is a true story that happened in Japan.

In order to renovate the house, someone in Japan tore open the wall. Japanese houses normally have a hollow space between the wooden walls. When tearing down the walls, he found that there was a lizard stuck there because a nail from outside was hammered into one of its feet. He saw this, felt pity, and at the same time he was curious. When he checked the nail, turns out, it was nailed 10 years ago when the house was first built.

What happened?

The lizard had survived in such a position for 10 years! In a dark wall partition for 10 years without moving, it is impossible and mind boggling. Then he wondered how this lizard survived for 10 years without moving a single step--since its foot was nailed!

So he stopped his work and observed the lizard, what it had been doing, and what and how it has been eating. Later, not knowing from where it came, appeared another lizard, with food in its mouth.

Ahh! He was stunned and at the same time, touched deeply. Another lizard had been feeding the stuck one for the past 10 years...

Such love, such a beautiful love! Such love happened with this tiny creature...

What can love do?

It can do wonders!

Love can do miracles!

Just think about it; one lizard had been feeding the other one
untiringly for 10 long years, without giving up hope on its partner.

If a small creature like a lizard can love like this... just imagine how we can love if we try.

Accident!!

Well.. on 30/05/2008 woke up at about 8.40.. prepared myself and left house for work that starts at 9am.. at the traffic lights just opposite Western Digital factory the traffic light was red. I stopped beside the motorist and waited patiently fot the lights to turn green. As the lights turn green i accelerate and move and as i reach the cornering which i usually turn without a problem.. This time to my horror..

I saw something on the road.. an element that is feared by all motorcyclist.. water... but to me it seems like a mixture of some other stuff.. dunno what.. its looks a lil brown but with some water at the side.. not much.. but enough to cause me my bad experience..

As i turn and when i saw the water on the road.. i don't even have the time to think.. when i realise my front tyre of my scooter is already slipping or drifting and when i tried to negotiate the corner i hit the curb.. if the road was a lil bigger i'm sure i can negotiate or even slow down even more.. i wasn't travelling fast at all.. Max also 15km/h cause right after the traffic lights there is the corner about 5 metres away..

My bike hit the curb.. and i fell on my right side.. funny thing is... my right shoulder got scrapped on the floor my left hand and left elbow and not forgeting my right cheeck bone and right chin.. it wasn't a nice experience.. but thank God i only had minor injuries and its healing fast.

This had something to do with my snooker lost..as my right wrist is swollen.. my movements is slightly restricted and lack of strength.. so.. but anyway.. i'll be back!!

*Warning.. if you cannot stand to see the sight of gory blood injuries.. please do not proceed.





Monday, June 2, 2008

Snooker Outcome!!

On Sat 31/05/2008 i joined a inhouse snooker tournament in World Snooker Centre near the KDU college.. i lost the 1st round itself.. didn't had the mood to go on as the place was full of smoke.. hard to breathe.. plus i foul about 15 times (12 yum sui, 3 black yum sui) .. it was a bad sight to see and not a good game i've played actually..

But whatever it is i enjoyed the game as i played very well in first 2games.

i wouldn't say that the place i joined the competition manage to fully test my snooker level as the tables there are not international standards (table cloth not iron often, diff table with different heights, some table with all 6 different pocket size.) the list goes on and on and on.. but then again.. i still lost..

My next post will have much that contributed to this loss..