Aiya.. i kena tag wor..

Okie.. its been a while since i last blogged.. damn long ago... well actually its been about 2 months nia . hehee.. out of a sudden i decided to log in and i got tagged.. hmm well i never been tagged before so its ok hahah.. okie here it goes



1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Yeah Simon Templer.. from The Saint

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? Ages ago..

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? yea.. sometimes..

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Curry Chicken

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? Nope

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Sure why not

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Nope

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yes

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? If its free or paid for.. i don't really mind.

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Coco Crunch

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? Nope.. too lazy..

12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Okie la.. not like Arnold though.. :)

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? New Zealand Ice Cream and Gellato..

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Eyes

15. RED OR PINK? Red

16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF? My weight

17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My old obedient dog..

18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? Yes, if they are willing to spend some time to do it.

19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Dark blue pants & Black cheap leather shoes

20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Bihun topped with luncheon meat, curry chicken gravy and fried egg..

21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Sounds coming out from Aircond and Fan behind me

22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Blue perhaps..

23. FAVORITE SMELLS? The smell of the ripe fruits when you go into a fruit shop

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My Gf

25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Yes, got it from my buddy

26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? Fishing

27. HAIR COLOR? Black hair and some turning white already..

28. EYE COLOR? Dark rown

29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No

30. FAVORITE FOOD? Curry Chicken

31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Happy endings

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Hancock

33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? Blue

34. SUMMER OR WINTER? Winter.. but where is the Autumn and Spring??

35. HUGS OR KISSES? Both

36. FAVORITE DESSERT? Ice Cream

37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Friendly

38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Pariah & Sarcastic

39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? I don't really read books..

40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Is the working table considered my mouse pad?

41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T.V. LAST NIGHT? Didn't watch tv.. was out the whole day

42. FAVORITE SOUND? Sound of waves crashing onto the seashore.

43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Beatles..

44. WHAT IS THE FURTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Hong Kong

45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? Talent eh... yeah.. i'm good in eating. i'm a natural born eater..

46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? In a clinic in Taiping, Perak

47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK?

Sarah, Karen Lim

The Stubborn Cat!

A couple was dressed and ready to go out into the city for the evening. They turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on the phone line, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into the house.

They don't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.

Waiting in the cab, the wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty for the night. She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my Mother."

A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.

"Sorry I took so long," he says, as they drive away. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off so I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me but it worked. I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"

The cab driver hit a parked car......

Farts!!

A fart can be quiet
A fart can be loud
Some leave a powerful
Poisonous cloud.

A fart might not smell
While others are vile
A fart may pass quickly
Or linger awhile.

A fart may be steamy
Or come with a leak
The more you suppress 'em
The more they will "speak."

A fart can occur
In a number of places
And leave everyone
With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairies
To small elevators
A fart will find al of us
Sooner or later.

Not all farts are bad
This is simply not true
We mustn't forget
Dear sweet, old farts like you!